Xavier: Of course! You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. I want you, Percy! Farmer: We're in a drought. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Xavier: look at the two of us. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. Xavier: Don't know. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Please view our rules and wikis before posting. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Me, I like to kill on the beach. OH! I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. Hold. June: What's that, Popo? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Kiss your mother, youngling. Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. She's being moving. Fatestiny. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. [groans]. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. Charge him a recycling fee! Hello? Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. You have shown true loco spirit. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. [typing] What Doth Life? Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Well it's 5:55. I wish I could see myself watching washing. Here's my card. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Your every smile is a dagger. Second Xavier: Oh, yeah? Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Xavier: I did it. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. I like it.". I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Some o' them crazy cookies. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Destiny. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Hello? Honkey. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Little longer. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Close your eyes. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Valve Corporation. [echoes] Life. All rights reserved. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I look cut. Processing. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. That's where all my stuff is. Thanks for the shot. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. However, it should be called. Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Valve Corporation. I can give you a plate of weevils every day Xavier: [thinking] Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. X2: Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. Why? Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: [echoes] Life. Oh yeah! I'm tough enough to join your little gang. 'Tear ducks'. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Processing. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! But not like the others. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Like most folks, I've always been different. X2: Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Xavier: I could be your costume. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Come give it a try. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! And you need my help? Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. It depends on what you mean by "God". Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. 2 Mar. We're a dying breed. Of course I do. Are you prepared for this moment? 2023. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Or is it vice-reversa? Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Confront your future. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Quotes.net. Xavier: No time to gab. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Me put you in world of hurt. Only a blind girl would marry you. Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? SoundCloud. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. I'm right here. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? But I'd sure like to try. We're a dying breed. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. It was you, damn it! In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. Valve Corporation. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. What doth Xavier? Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along!