Against all expectations, he acquitted himself admirably. Twoflower also has a rich imagination as he is able to summon a dragon through his mind. His final thought in the novel is, 'This is ing good wood!". During these hard times, Lewton took a bribe which ended in him being permanently excluded from the Watch. Moist, for his part, regards the interviews with her as a guaranteed thrill requiring him to think quickly on his feet. In the TV adaption of Going Postal, Gilt is portrayed by David Suchet. He had trained in Klatch, where he had learnt techniques other Morporkian surgeons distrusted, but which kept patients alive for longer than it took to pay the bill. In Making Money, Groat was left in charge as acting-Postmaster General while Moist von Lipwig assumed his de facto position as chairman of the Royal Bank of Ankh Morpork. Reforming the Church along tolerant, humanist lines, he reigns for a hundred years before dying. 72 Sacharissa Cripslock 73 Seldom Bucket 74 Sergeant Jackrum 75 Stanley Howler 76 Tacticus 77 Tawneee 78 Theda Withel 79 Tolliver Groat 80 Traveling professionals 81 Trevor Likely 82 Twoflower 83 Verence II of Lancre 84 Victor Tugelbend 85 Vorbis 86 Wallace Sonky 87 Walter Plinge 88 William de Worde 89 Willie Hobson 90 Willikins Books published by his company include The Joye of Snacks by A Lancre Witch and the Ankh-Morpork Almanack. He has been pictured with a lantern though blind and is looking for an "honest man". Harry keeps ferocious mongrel guard dogs on his property. Hrun also has some fame, because Twoflower gets very excited at the prospect of meeting Hrun the Barbarian. Tacticus therefore declared war on Ankh-Morpork, which (it is implied) was the reason why Ankh-Morpork lost its large empire. The Colour of Magic. Rate. Queen Ptraci I of Djelibeybi. The main mentions are of his journeys to Omnia (where he saw a person being stoned) and to Tsort (where his attempts to educate the ruler through subliminal learning resulted in his assassination). Members of the group can often be found beneath Ankh-Morpork's Misbegot Bridge and are normally accompanied by the talking dog Gaspode. Lu-Tze has a more substantial role in Thief of Time, in which we learn that he is not a monk at all, but "merely" a sweeper at the Monastery of Oi-Dong. He has a remarkable talent for mathematics and technology, suggesting to William de Worde several ways of improving the clacks system, despite never having encountered it before and the system being an 'Abomination Unto Nuggan'. Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, and predecessor to Mad Lord Snapcase. In 2004 BBC Radio 4 adapted Mort, with the title character voiced by Carl Prekopp and Ysabell being voiced by Clare Corbett. When the novel ends, Jackrum has reunited with her long-lost son on the advice of Polly, although she has apparently introduced herself as his father rather than his mother, on the grounds that a fat old woman showing up claiming to be his mother would just be an inconvenience, but a distinguished sergeant-major claiming to be his father would be something to be proud of. Part of Cohen's danger to normal people is that as a barbarian hero he has extreme problems interpreting such things as empty bravadoas a man of his word, he naturally assumes that anyone else saying something like 'I would rather die than betray the Emperor' fully means it. "[9] Another good example of Tacticus' sense of pragmatism would be his maxim "It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. His name and character are an obvious echo of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian and Genghis Khan, and of the common Jewish surname Cohen. With the assistance of Ignius Cutwell, a local wizard, she attempted to be crowned Queen in a fast-tracked coronation before the reality enveloping Sto Lat collapsed. In total, there are 41 Discworld novels published over 32 years. But Liessa still has one more trial in store for him: she strips till she is naked, so as to see how much passion he truly has for her. He is quiet (if a tad sarcastic) and almost unshockable. For some reason it is a popular location for circumspect meetings. Also notable is his method of dealing with unpleasant occurrences. Eric was last seen escaping from Hell with Rincewind, and it is unknown what happened to him afterwards. His current whereabouts are unknown. He is a devout follower of The Way of Mrs.Cosmopilite, a way of life of his own devising which he created after lodging with Marietta Cosmopilite in Ankh-Morpork, some of which is explained in more detail in Lu-Tze's Yearbook of Enlightenment. Due to his nature, even before this, Death could not see him, as he lies outside of Death's influence. On Discworld you will meet many of the characters from those books. In Going Postal she wears a wedding ring and is assumed to be married, presumably to William de Worde, although she still refers to herself as Miss Cripslock. Hrun is extremely displeased at the event, having been denied both lordship and intimate contact with Liessa through their actions. After fusing with Jeremy, Lobsang inherited all of Time's powers (though due to his inexperience he needs "time" to recharge them initially) and eventually takes over her role. In general Mr Pin makes the plans and decides where they are going to go and what they are going to do, but he is open to suggestions from his partner. Also known as Mad or Psychoneurotic Lord Snapcase. She is a beneficiary of the sad fact that star quality is a far rarer commodity than talent. He is present briefly in Night Watch. One of Ankh-Morpork's most successful businessmen, Harry King appears in The Truth, Making Money, and Raising Steam, and is referred to in Going Postal and briefly in Night Watch by Lu Tze. As Nobby Nobbs put it after being told of the 'Soggy Mountain Dew' claim of '150% proof', "It ain't got no proofjust circumstantial evidence.". He would not for example use a candlestick to knock someone out cold or steal it for its silver content. His incarnation of Jeremy had romantic inclinations to Myria LeJean, the first embodied Auditor, who shared the feeling but was not able to express it, due firstly to Jeremy's nullification and secondly due to her committing suicide via 10,000-gallon vat of chocolate at the end of Thief of Time. During this time he showed several unique powers, being able to sense the direction of a time disturbance, balancing the "load" of time down to less than a second after a Time Crash (which a man with 50,000 years experience claims he could not even hope to do) and reacting to (and being reacted to by) the Mandala, a visual display of Time on the Disk. When first encountered she is a sixteen-year-old girl with silver hair and silver eyes who, it transpires, has been sixteen for thirty-five Discworld 'years' (no time passes in Death's Domain). He took pride in being pathologically careful about everything, running Ankh-Morpork as a police state, with his dreaded Cable Street Particulars, under the command of Captain Swing, causing dissidents to disappear. When Tiffany went to Lancre to study witchcraft in A Hat Full of Sky, Roland gave her a silver necklace in the image of the giant white horse that is carved into the Chalk; Tiffany uses the necklace as a symbol to draw on the power of her homeland in times of crisis. Victor is also notable for being actively lazy; he kept himself fit because it was less effort to do things with decent muscles, and put a lot of work into avoiding work (as his University career illustrates). Ly is arguably the greatest philosopher on the Disc, although he is usually the one arguing for this. However, one day, Ilsa left Ankh-Morpork for unexplained reasons and this drew Lewton into a depression. Theda claims Mrs. Cosmopilite would not mind Victor Tugelbend coming with her up to her roomassuming they would be going up for sex, but they had a different reason. He is first mentioned in The Colour of Magic. Hex has its origins in a device that briefly appeared in Soul Music, created by Ponder Stibbons[5] and some student Wizards in the High Energy Magic building. Discworld MUD is a multiplayer, text-based, online game (a MUD, or text MMORPG) based on the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. Eric is granted these wishes during a journey across Time to the Tezumen Empire, the Tsortean War, and the beginning of the universe, albeit as forms of ironic punishment. In a similar vein, she, against her own better judgement, allows herself to be swept off her feet by an unlikely romance with a savant orc, Mr. Nutt, and eventually goes on an adventure with him into Uberwald. Hrun owns a magic talking sword, Kring, which he stole following a battle, and lived to greatly regret it due to the sword's talkativeness. The name might be a possible reason as to why Death chose Mort as his apprentice. Discworld is a point-and-click adventure game, developed by Teeny Weeny Games and Perfect 10 Productions, and based upon Terry Pratchett 's novels of the same name. He was killed in The Fifth Elephant, after having helped produce the replica of the Scone of Stone. His nickname was inadvertently suggested to him in Night Watch by the time traveling Samuel Vimes, who instantly rued it. It may also be a reference to the classic fairy tale of the same name written in 1842 by John Ruskin, particularly considering that the Ruskin work is written for Euphemia "Effie" Gray (compare Harry King's wife), and also possibly a play on the mystical "King of the Silver River" character who appears in the Tolkien-derived fantasy Shannara series by American writer Terry Brooks. Cohen does not know how old he is exactly. After pursuing an escaping party made up of Brutha, Om, Sergeant Simony, the philosopher Didactylos and his apprentice and nephew Urn and being caught in a storm, Vorbis is found by Brutha and Om washed up on the desert coast and in a catatonic state. He films several movies with Ginger Withel (aka Delores De Syn), and eventually uses the magic of Holy Wood to defeat the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions with Ginger's help. His architecture and other inventions remain. During The Truth he was seemingly attacked by the Patricianlater revealed to be a lookalike hired to try to get Vetinari deposedand by the time of Going Postal, was responsible for relaying the orders of the Patrician in assigning tasks to other clerks. Unfortunately for Mort, his feelings for a teenage princess of Sto Lat get in the way of his job and he starts off a chain reaction of events by impulsively preventing her assassination. The Djelibeybian priests thought she would be easy to control. 1.1 Main continent; 1.2 Klatch (continent) 1.3 Counterweight Continent; 1.4 XXXX; 1.5 Sunken Continent of Ku; 1.6 Miscellaneous Islands; 2 Associated Dimensions; The Discworld Main continent. Adora wears what she claims are "the pointiest heels in the world" which she uses to deal with unwelcome advances. The daughter of an engraver (who possibly appeared in Maskerade, working for Goatberger) she became a reporter for the Ankh-Morpork Times, having originally arrived at the print works to complain about the invention of moveable type. He chose the latter, earning the grudging respect of Vetinari for staying true to his beliefs about choice. He instead treats himself with a variety of apparently dubious "natural" home remedies (later revealed to be, in actuality, extraordinarily effective), including concoctions made with sulfur or arsenic, and a poultice made of bread pudding. Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre, Discworld Assassins' Guild Yearbook and Diary 2000. In the TV adaptation of Going Postal, Stanley is played by Ian Bonar. Was voiced by Alice Hart in the BBC Radio Four adaptation of Mort. THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS OLD. This favourite Discworld character is depicted in a detailed 30mm scale, high quality metal cast miniature. He also has a sort of appearance in Nanny Ogg's Cookbook, in the form of a series of memos drawn to appear pinned to some of the pages. This list consists of human characters. He is possibly inspired in part by John Major who was born the son of a music hall performer, but left to join a bank, eventually becoming Prime Minister of the UK 1990-1997. A group of misfit cops rise up from decades of helplessness to save their corrupt city from catastrophe. Tawneee (pronounced with each "e" as a separate syllable) is an exotic dancer, introduced in Thud! When Carlotta Von Uberwald came into his life, Lewton's life changed forever. Universally known as Doughnut Jimmy, Dr James Folsom is a highly proficient horse doctor who was brought in, under threat of blackmail from Samuel Vimes, to treat Vetinari in Feet of Clay; this rather odd choice being the result of Vimes' knowledge that any human doctor would be contracted to guilds (who all resent Vetinari to varying degrees) and that horse doctors, treating animals worth considerable amounts of money, faced considerable amounts of trouble should their patients die. Death, perplexed at the concept of a soul having a strong but completely vague belief, allows him to reincarnate as a woodworm. For biographies of noted members of the Discworld's "ethnic minorities" (dwarfs, trolls, undead, etc. Salzella is eventually found out and proves to be just as "infected" with operatic romanticism as everyone else in the building. This allowed Mort to stay in the world of the living. Her name is a play on the saying "a date with Rosie Palms," a slang term for masturbation. Queen Keli still ruled at the time of Soul Music, when she ejected the Band with Rocks In from the city by royal proclamation. He has a shock of bright red hair, and walks as if he is made entirely of knees. He is the undisputed head of any legal action in the city and is one of the major members of the civil council. The D'regs are a nomadic and warlike people who inhabit the desert regions of hubward Klatch, in particular the lawless borderlands between Klatch proper and Hersheba. Miss Maccalariat is receptionist in Going Postal, her voice is like the worst of schoolteachers and her family have performed her role for generations, sucking lemons until their features were pursed enough. Commander Sam Vimes had a particular unexplained grudge against him. Walter writes popular operas "with tunes you can hum". Then, 'No, it ain't.' I'M SORRY? Sometimes spelt 'Coughin' Henry'. Mr Pin is the brains of the New Firm, a duo of interloping criminals in The Truth. [3] Considering the fragile sanity of the Canting Crew, there's a chance he might have put that contract on himself before becoming a beggar. One of the two remaining employees of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office prior to Moist von Lipwig being made Postmaster. He became a Private Investigator. It is assumed that this means he is the son of the elder Fool's wife and Verence I, and he is duly crowned Verence II. Lord Rust's most defining characteristic, along with his arrogance, is his unsurpassed military and strategic incompetence (or, at least, his ability to achieve goals only by simultaneously sustaining devastating losses; he is described as operating on the theory that a battle was a glorious victory if enemy casualties outnumber friendly casualties, coupled with the inexplicable ability to be repeatedly chosen to command large armies and similar organizations, hence his description as "The god's gift to the enemy, any enemy, and a walking advertisement for desertion." He's proud of being a Dark Lord, and the heroes don't bear him any grudges; after all, he always lets them win and, in return, they always let him escape (see the Evil Overlord List for the opposite of this concept). Near the end, he consults with Casanunda, a 'ladies man' dwarf that had assisted in the defense of the kingdom. His obsession with his own security left him no time to govern or affect history. In their language, the word for "stranger" is the same as their word for "target". Dr Lawn's preferred method of dealing with the nursing staff is to throw a handful of chocolates in one direction and run in the other as fast as possible. His most famous housing project, Empirical Crescent, tends to drive residents insane if they do not move out quickly or simply disappear. He has been in employment at the bank since he was thirteen, when he came to the city with a group of travelling accountants. Swing is mainly remembered for his attempt to control crime by ordering all weapons confiscated, reasoning that this would result in a decline in crime figures, failing to acknowledge that criminals do not obey the law in the first place and would actually greatly enjoy the lack of weapons in society. Guards! He appears to have been rich and well educated at some time in the past, and even as a beggar, his clothes are the tattered remnants of an expensive suit. He has been dead for nearly 2000 years by the start of the Discworld series. Jackrum has, over the years, been the sergeant in command of (or under) a number of young soldiers who then rose up to the Army's high command, and thus wields considerable influence. She tries to hide her buxom qualities, without success. One of his little fingers is missing. She also acquired from Cohen suitable heroic instincts (that is, strong urges to fight, kill, and steal) and an ability to use anything as a deadly weapon. He is also the author of The Arts of Falconrie and Hawking. Over the course of the book, the Fool meets and falls in love with Magrat Garlick and stands up to the Duke, admitting he saw the murder of Verence I. He ordered a book on the subject ("The one with the woodcuts,") from Ankh-Morpork, only to discover (in what would have otherwise been a horribly embarrassing scene) that he'd been mistakenly sent a book on MARTIAL Arts instead (he quickly recovers from the shock and presents the book to Shawn Ogg, the castle's only guard, as if that had been his intention all along). Digman | March 22nd, 2023. History of the World, Part II | March 6th, 2023. His name is a play on Johann Gutenberg, with his first initials apparently derived from a phrase referring to Jesus Christ. William de Worde described him as someone with "no discernible personality." In Raising Steam, swayed by the new steam engine by Dick Simnel (who becomes romantically involved with Harry King's favorite niece, Emily King), Harry provides the capital to build the "Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains Hygienic Railway", and at the end of the book is given a peerage. Gaspode, however, does manage to become agent to both Victor Tugelbend and Laddie, successfully renegotiating their contracts with a ten per cent commission. He also appears in the Discworld computer game. Described as Discworld's most enterprisingly unsuccessful entrepreneur, a 'merchant venturer' in Ankh-Morpork, he is most famous for selling meat by-products to unsuspecting souls. He is described in the books as resembling a rodent, and wears a long poacher's coat covered in pockets. Following his successful delivery of Young Sam, Samuel Vimes gave him a large area of land in the Goosegate area of the city. 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